Kleenex. That new advert, with Emma Bunton, Bob Geldof is a bit lame no? Emma Bunton, my second favourite Spice Girl, but I'll never get over her terrible acting in Ab Fab. "Saffy was a brilliant head girl". Cringe.
Also - Sven's not kicking a tissue into the bin in his clip. It's CLEARLY a piece of screwed up paper. Naff Naff Naff. Nothing beats a bit of bog roll.