TOP 5: Best (Looking) Rugby Players
1. Francois Steyn ...(impossible to understand a word though)
2. Julian Hans ...(sadly has already been had by gay rugby entrepreneur Max Guazzini)
3. Will Matthews ...(very nicely spoken, fluctuates between looking good and being a skinhead)
4. Olly Barkley ...(has already peaked, catch him while you can)
5. Dan Carter ...(in love with himself, loved by Will Carling)