Why is everyone in 3 (as in the ill-named phone network/store) called Gavin?

And why do they tell you that the phone you've picked is really good and they even use that phone themselves... they can't tell everyone that.. are they stupid?

Also, is it just me or are all of these people brought up really badly? Like, inconsistent eye contact, swarmy-marmy piny idiotic voices that unbelievably still succeed in being condescending. It's phenomenal.

Also, does anybody know anybody who works at 3 who can shave? I didn't think so.