6.08.2010

FAQ

Q: WHY CAN'T I COMMENT ON SHORT SNAPPY BRIGHT AND FLASHY?
A: Because it's a cult blog. A clog. You wouldn't write your thoughts on a packet of Space Invaders would you? Nor would you write a letter to She Ra.

Q: HOW CAN I COMPLAIN ABOUT SHORT SNAPPY BRIGHT AND FLASHY?
A: Sorry Lloyd. If it's any consolation, you were one of my favourite contestants on The X Factor 2009 at the start of the series.

Q: HOW MANY PEOPLE READ SHORT SNAPPY BRIGHT AND FLASHY?
A: Sometimes nobody , sometimes 100s of people in a great rush, sometimes just one person sitting in the ICT room of their provinicial boarding school at 3am, sometimes just Justin Bieber's publicist with a weary and confused frown.

Q: WHY ARE NONE OF THE POSTS DATED?
A: Because it's a post-punk pioneering mess. Most dates are lies anyway. Do you really believe Lady Gaga was born in 1986?

Q: WHERE ARE YOU?
A: Right behind you.

Q: CAN I WRITE FOR SHORT SNAPPY BRIGHT AND FLASHY?
A: Sure just send your text to owgigi at hotmail dot com